No! I won't finish saying it. In the 1988 Tim Burton film, Beetlejuice, the obnoxious ghost perfectly played by Michael Keaton, appears after the third repetition of his name. So, I won't even think of Japanese Beetles lest I call them forth.
Opps. Too late. I found this little demon pictured in the photo above on July 4th, hiding in 'Golden Showers' at the Manhattan City Park Rose garden. I've been expecting them to arrive soon, because I found my first last year on July 7th. I didn't find any on July 4th this year at the KSU Rose Garden or on my own roses. And, believe me, I looked carefully.
However, I had previously put some Japanese Beetle traps out at home, and inspecting this one, a Rescue! Trap, on July 6th, I found three males and a female, all of which I subsequently and thoroughly smashed to beetle pulp. This trap was sent to me last year as a trial by a marketing agent for the Rescue! company and I believe it is a superior trap. If you want to purchase one, it is currently $8.34 on Amazon.com. I particularly like the strength and thickness of the collecting bag and the zipper closure at the bottom which lets the bag be emptied and inventoried as often as I like. Those of you who have ever smelled the eventual stench of a "nonemptyable" trap know exactly what I'm talking about. A competitor's system in a different area of my garden hasn't captured any beetles yet, but I don't know if that means that the Rescue! trap is also simply better at attracting the beetles or if it is just positional coincidence. I'll keep you posted.
Anyway, I've raised the drawbridge, stationed lookouts at observation points around the ramparts, and readied the cannons. And, thanks to this trap, there are at least three male and one female Japanese beetles who won't be fornicating on my roses or producing any future beetles in this season.