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Friday, August 8, 2025
August Surprises
Saturday, July 27, 2024
Sudden Lilies and other Surprises
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| Lycoris squamigera |
If there is one plant that I would tell every young gardener to start with, particularly children or young adult gardeners with children, it's a "Surprise Lily." Uninspiring but also untroubling for 360 days of the year, it's the other 5 days that will make you thrilled to have planted it. Whatever name you plant these bulbs under, be it "Magic Lily," "Resurrection Lily," "Surprise Lily," or even the titillating and misogynistic "Naked Ladies," Lycoris squamigera is a delightful, delicate treasure in bloom.
The large bulbs are not costly to purchase, and often they're a passalong plant, a gift from a friend or neighbor. You just throw them into the ground about 5 inches down and then you forget about them. No worries about insects or disease, or predators. Each spring, their spot will be marked with a nice, trouble-free clump of grassy foliage, a useful reminder to not plant something else there, and then the foliage will die down and, in my area, blow away. Then one fine morning in late July or August, you'll be puttering around and they'll catch your eye, suddenly (hey, let's start a new name, "Sudden Lilies"!) about 2 1/2 feet tall, translucent flowers of the most beautiful pink, perhaps tinged with a little orange if you catch them, as I did today, in the early morning sunlight. The flowers will last 5-10 days and then the neighbor's dog or the wind will knock them down and that'll be it until next year, when you'll have forgotten them and suddenly they'll appear again, heathy, carefree, and joyful.
The only other surprises that ProfessorRoush might consider a close second to "Naked Ladies" is the appearance of new baby calves and that's been a part of my world recently too. Just this week, one of the Longhorn mama's in the pasture brought this beautiful white-face-mark-on-brown calf into the world. And last week I was tickled by the gorgeous black-and-white "mini-me" from the similarly-colored cow below. All leading me to conclude that life is too short without Sudden Lilies and baby calves. And shorter still, in a word of caution, if you get too close to this little calf because those big horns on Mama aren't just there for decoration!Sunday, August 25, 2019
Taking Stock
Occasionally, during the hum-drum of daily garden affairs (and often, as it happens, while mowing), ProfessorRoush's mind plays a little fantasy game. A little game called "if I were moving, what plants and things from this garden would I want to take or duplicate?" It's a thought experiment that can be endlessly repeated based on the size of the retirement garden to which one aspires. And it suffices to pass the time while mowing.This week, it was the Surprise Lilies (Lycoris squamigera) that prompted the onset of the mental gymnastics. They've been in my garden a number of years and they never fail to surprise and delight me, as they have yet again this season. Sometimes, in the spring, I'll see the daylily-like foliage and have to think a minute to remember not to weed it out, but I've spread these so they now pop up several places in the garden. Whether my next garden is 10 acres or 10 square feet, I always want these Naked Ladies (their other, less politically-correct name) to pop up and delight me.
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| 'Cherry Dazzle' |
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| 'Cherry Dazzle' |
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| 'David' |
Unless, of course, it grew feet and walked. Sometimes plants try to sneak past an inattentive gardener.
Monday, August 11, 2014
Happy Surprises
This "Surprise Lily", hidden behind a dwarf Alberta Spruce and in front of a struggling clematis, is an example of the mixed benefits of garden serendipity. I love Surprise Lilies because they pop up and glow at a time of summer here when everything else looks tired and worn out. I also enjoy the slightly naughty feeling that this old man gets from having "Naked Ladies," as they are sometimes called, randomly showing up in my garden. I didn't get any titillating joy out of finding this clump, however, because I'm pretty sure that I never planted any bulbs here. And I've never heard that they can self-seed and spread themselves around a garden, other than by lateral bulb-lets. So that leaves me the choice of either accepting another bit of evidence that my memory is fading, or that I've witnessed a garden miracle of reproduction. Because neither of these are likely explanations, I think I'm going to settle the mystery and tell others that a squirrel dug up some bulbs and transplanted them here, even though the nearest tree large enough to support a squirrel is over 1/2 mile away.
I've also been surprised this summer by the performance of a pair of $5 misnamed roses purchased at Home Depot. As I mentioned previously, I saw this striped rose mislabeled as 'Love' back in May on a "two for $10" sale, took a chance, and bought two. Both bushes have settled in, are repeat blooming their heads off, and have no blackspot at all. I don't know what they really are. I initially thought they were two different striped cultivars, but now I think they are the same variety. Their rebloom cycle is too rapid for any of the remonant old garden striped roses I've grown. They're fragrant but not as tall nor as fragrant as 'Honorine de Brabant' and they are also shorter and more Floribunda-bush-form than my 'Ferdinand Pichard'. Regardless, if they make it through winter unprotected, for $10, I've got two great garden roses that I will always enjoy. Now there is a surprise without any reservations to spoil it.Thursday, August 26, 2010
Surprising Beauty
I can't recall now that I have ever planted or purchased a Surprise Lily. I'll admit that I do recall considering the purchase of a Lycoris bulb last Fall, but I also recall rejecting the idea because I'd have had to take out a 2nd mortgage to pay for it since it seemed to be priced by its weight in gold. I even missed seeing the daffodil-like foliage that must have been right there in front of my eyes during the spring and early summer. Maybe I thought it was a clump of daffodils and overlooked the lack of bloom. Regardless, someone obviously has snuck into my garden in the dead of night and planted a delayed present for me. It vaguely worries me that this pink alien plant has been placed into my garden without my knowledge, and I guess I need either a louder dog or I need to install tripwires and claymores in my garden to prevent a recurrence of the vandalism. It certainly can't be that my memory might be showing its age. Nah, I must have had a surprise benefactor. For those who haven't grown one yet, there isn't a much easier plant for Kansas. Buy a large bulb, plant it, forget about it, and up it will come to brighten a dreary August day. Lycoris is supposed to be adapted to regions with wet springs and long summer droughts and if that doesn't describe the Flint Hills, I don't know what does. The Surprise Lily is also known by a number of other quite descriptive names, my favorites of which are "Resurrection Lily" and "Naked Ladies." The first of those names seems very appropriate since the foliage of this member of the Amaryllis family sprouts and grows in the spring, dies in June, and then the tall stalk and 4 inch trumpet-shaped flowers appear in just a few days in August. The second name, "Naked Ladies," obviously refers to the lack of leaves around the solo stems when the flowers appear. Gardeners aren't generally a group of hopeless reprobates, but we do have our little giggles, don't we?
I do have one bias about Surprise Lilies that may surprise you. Recently, every day as I go to work I pass a yard with a couple of beds filled with nothing but Surprise Lilies (think how differently that sounds than if I said I passed a bed of Naked Ladies). The in-mass effect of these lilies in the bed doesn't have the effect on me that clumps of Surprise Lilies spread out among other perennials and shrubs do, so I think I'm going to spread mine out in clumps over my beds. Better to have a little less of a good thing than to overdo it.
I've got to go out this Fall to find more of these bulbs to spread around my garden. But first, does anyone have any suggestions regarding what I should tell Mrs. ProfessorRoush when the credit card bill shows up in September with multiple entries for "naked ladies?"










