The most anticipated of all my early blooming shrubs, however, is the welcome arrival of the Star Magnolia bloom. Despite my earlier pleas this month, this first bloom opened 3 days ago, followed by an explosion of about 30% of the shrub's blooms the next day, immediately thereafter placed and now held in suspended animation by a cold front that swept through. This is the flower I most wait for every spring, carrying the heavy-scented musk fragrance that I could and would happily drown myself in. It may be cold outside, and these blooms near frozen, but bring them inside and they warm up and exude pure pleasure in a few minutes. Forget Old Spice and Brut, I think men would attract more feminine attention if our aftershaves smelled like Star Magnolia rather than cloves. Are you listening, Aromachologists? Let's bottle it and put some Star Magnolia aftershave on Walmart's shelves and perhaps the pandemic and quarantine won't be quite so lonely for any of us.
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Showing posts with label Diervilla sessilifolia 'Butterfly'. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Diervilla sessilifolia 'Butterfly'. Show all posts
Saturday, March 21, 2020
Bloomin' Beginning
The most anticipated of all my early blooming shrubs, however, is the welcome arrival of the Star Magnolia bloom. Despite my earlier pleas this month, this first bloom opened 3 days ago, followed by an explosion of about 30% of the shrub's blooms the next day, immediately thereafter placed and now held in suspended animation by a cold front that swept through. This is the flower I most wait for every spring, carrying the heavy-scented musk fragrance that I could and would happily drown myself in. It may be cold outside, and these blooms near frozen, but bring them inside and they warm up and exude pure pleasure in a few minutes. Forget Old Spice and Brut, I think men would attract more feminine attention if our aftershaves smelled like Star Magnolia rather than cloves. Are you listening, Aromachologists? Let's bottle it and put some Star Magnolia aftershave on Walmart's shelves and perhaps the pandemic and quarantine won't be quite so lonely for any of us.
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