Though an old gardener, I am but a young blogger. The humor and added alliteration are free.
Saturday, November 22, 2025
Redemption and Judgement
Saturday, July 12, 2025
Singular Fleetation
I was instantly captivated by the bravery of the unknown designer; instead of landscaping the corner for four-season structure and color with, for example, a common and unexciting planting of purple barberry, gold-tipped or blue-hued evergreens, and glaring yellow 'Stella de Oro' daylilies, some audacious landscaper or gardener had chosen to make this corner eye-catching for only a brief seasonal moment, for the relatively brief bloom period of this magnificent blushing Hibiscus. Indeed, given the 95ºF heat and searing sun of this mid-July day, this could conceivably have been the peak hour of this grouping in the entire year, the blooms wilted beyond recovery shortly thereafter.
These cheery Hibiscus were blatantly placed to flirt with the passing traffic, the horticultural equivalent of sticking a shapely, sheer-stockinged leg out to catch the driver's eye, sultry Sirens luring unwary road warriors off the pavement. And I was not immune to their allure, braking to grab an iPhone photo, and then circling the block for another, and yet another, risking a collision and not caring, lost in wonderment.
Unusual. Singular. Fleeting. Flirting. I hereby dub this and similar displays to be "Fleetations"; fleeting flirtations intended to enthrall passing foot and automobile traffic. "Fleetation," defined as "short-lived coquetry intended to capture attention." And there it is, my legacy for the world, a new English term perfectly fitting the moment and this display. "Fleetation".
My point is this: instead of a conventional and ultimately unremarkable landscaping choice, the bold visionary responsible here chose to trade mediocrity and longevity for exceptionality and temporality; to replace apathy and artlessness with passion and perfection. By doing so, the artist is rebelling against "modern" landscape norms and, why not? The real purpose of space decoration is to prompt joy, invoke happiness, and display beauty, and all those goals were clearly accomplished here. It may not be "four-season interest", but it did serve its purpose and it both drew my attention and elicited my admiration. I tip my hat to thee, unknown genius, and I vow to explore the unique and unorthodox in my own garden; to create a world there more pleasing to me and less encumbered by what others think it should be.
Saturday, May 17, 2025
Magic Morning Musings
Sunday, May 11, 2025
Seasonal Musings
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| 'Bric-a-brac' |
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| 'Parfum de l'Hay' |
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| 'Buckeye Belle' |
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| 'Lambert Closse' (new rose to me) |
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| 'Festiva Maxima' |
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| 'Lillian Gibson' |
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| Front door view 05/08/2025. Lots of columbines! |
Sunday, May 26, 2024
Morning Musings
Saturday, April 20, 2024
Anticipation Abandoned
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| 'Yellow Bird' |
The evidence of an answer to that question this spring, has been a resounding "no!" from the Kansas climate. The first bloom in my garden was the "Pink Forsythia", Abeliophyllum distichum 'Roseum', which I noticed had just opened blooms on February 29th. One day and a cold night later its promise of love returned was reduced to a fountain of brown, never to shine again. Then, in sequence, my beloved Star Magnolia (Magnolia stellata) teased me one day and crushed me the next, several forsythia teased a few cranky yellow blooms and then the rest froze and browned, and then the French lilacs, too embarrassed to carry the torch, refused to bloom at all. So, at this stage, magnolias, forsythia, and lilacs are, in sports parlance, 0-3, while the Witch of Winter is 3-0. The redbuds on my hills made it 0-4 in short order, also adding to the general woe and despair, and the red peach tree made me 0-5 for the early season.
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| 'Jane' Magnolia |
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| Paeonia tenuifolia |
But did I yet mention that we've been bone dry, all through winter and spring, so dry as to make the ground as solid as cement and dry as far as I can dig? We need rain to even have grass yet! Should I will just roll over, cut my losses, sacrifice the troops, and wait until 2025? I need color; beautiful sunrises and hope can sustain me, but not forever. What say ye? (that last question asked in my mind with the voice of Gregory Peck as "Ahab" in 1956's Moby Dick, as he asked his first mate to follow him to their mutual death).
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| 12/12/2023 |
Sunday, June 4, 2023
Purple Poppy Pain?
Despite the almost-complete perfection of Mrs. ProfessorRoush as a spouse, she does lack in her environmental awareness and has in the past complained about the mallow as a weed in her vision of lawn perfection. We'll see this year if she notices as the Purple Poppy Mallow achieves June dominance in my blooming landscape. Although she doesn't or rarely gardens, she's not above lodging complaints with the Gardener-In-Residence if she believes something doesn't measure up to her standards.
Are you squirming at the site of the mallow stand, pictured above? Feeling a contentment that the world is still okay, or having a little discomfort or pain? To Purple Poppy Mallow or not, that is the question!
Saturday, August 21, 2021
Flawed Beauty
Gardeners, do you prefer the captured images of beauty in your garden au naturel, or touched up to hide the blemishes and traumas of living? Should the photographs we bloggers take of our gardens be posted unaltered, or should they be released onto the internet as posed and filtered and airbrushed as Cindy Crawford on the cover of Vogue? Are we ready for the naked truth of our gardens, for the blatant blemishes of foliage or flower, for the ravages of wind and sun and rain? Is the Venus de Milo an ageless perfection in marble or merely one more damaged chunk of rock?
Nearly all of the photos that ProfessorRoush posts here are unaltered except for some cropping and for a few taken after I pulled the surrounding forest of weeds and only then "snapped" the photo (do we still "snap" photos or do we just focus and tap?). Is pre-pulling the weeds a mortal sin of nondisclosure of the truth of my garden or merely a permissible act of vanity and understandable attempt to avoid embarrassment for my gardening sloth? I'm facing the question today as I post the nearly perfect combination of white 'David' phlox and the 'Alaska' Shasta daisies displayed in the top photo and the unaltered reality here of the vista at the left. I took the left photograph before removing the dead and brown spent flowers from the area and posing the top photograph. Yes, I could have done even better if I had cut the unobtrusive bare stems away, but which is really the better photograph? Nature in all its raw glory at left or the gussied up and primped "Still Life of White Flowers" at the top?The broad question vexing me today is so simple in essence but has so many permutations in practice. The aforementioned Cindy Crawford is a beautiful woman, but famous as well for the flaw in her beauty, the melanocytic nevus we commonly refer to as a beauty mark. In fact, google "beauty mark" and a picture of Cindy will pop up alongside the listings, an icon for that concept of a minor flaw perfecting the person. Does that same concept extend to our gardens? Is the picture at the right of this Knautia macedonica blossom struggling up through the phlox somehow more beautiful than that of the simple and pure virginal white phlox in the photo below? As garden photographers, do we need to add mouches to our perfect photos to make them yet more perfect?ProfessorRoush is so full of questions today, eh? So deeply troubled about photographic nuance and so immersed in disturbing philosophical discourse unbecoming of a cool and sun-lit Saturday morning here in the Flint Hills. I know that many come to this blog for entertainment and answers and yet here I am, the snake bound to ruin Eden and cast you out into uncertainty and unease. I leave you today only with my questions, a complete dearth of assuring answers, and my hope that this photo of the clean and white 'David' phlox will soothe the disturbance of your soul.Sunday, June 6, 2021
Plant Pets and Plant Zoos
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| 'Hope for Humanity' |
People treat plants like pets! Of course! ProfessorRoush treats plants like pets! I nurture them, I feed them, and I water them; I'm thrilled when they grow and perform well and I'm disappointed when they crap in their beds. An epiphany, like so many others, right before my eyes the entire time. Here I am, veterinarian and gardener for a lifetime, and I've never realized that so, so many of my plants are pets. The rose, 'Hope for Humanity', pictured above and at left, blooming so perfectly red and bountiful, is a favorite of my treasured plant pets. So is the 'Blizzard' mockorange below, covered in white and perfuming the garden. And the fringed and crazy 'Pink Spritzer' peony, a wild Klehm creation, seen at the feet of the mockorange and in the closeup at the bottom of this blog. Inside the house, a collection of different Schlumbergera and a few pet orchids make up the indoor garden.
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| 'Blizzard' Mockorange |
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| 'Pink Spritzer' |
Plants as pets. Gardens as menageries. Maybe not so socially-conscious, but satisfying and educational at every turn. That's my style.
Saturday, June 27, 2020
Hope Lost and Found
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| Hemerocallis 'Blue Racer' |
| Hemerocallis 'Beautiful Edgings' |
| Hemerocallis 'Space Coast Color Scheme' |
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| Euonymus Scale |
| 'Hope for Humanity' |
| 'Hope for Humanity' (the purple faded rose below and to the right is a nearby 'Dr. Hugo') |
Friday, June 15, 2018
Elm Excogitation
I took a walk today, a "noon constitutional" as it might have been termed in another more gracious age. I took a walk and strode in a single instant from complacency to sorrow, contentment to loss. From sunlight into the shade of a massive American elm was only a few steps for a man, but a mile for my mindset.As gardeners we all, I'm sure, know of the previously ubiquitous American Elm and the disastrous impact of Dutch Elm disease on the species. Intellectually, we understand that the American Elm (Elmus americana) was a valued tree in the landscapes of the 19th and early 20th centuries, so-called "tabernacles of the air." Viscerally, however, gardeners of my age have no memories of a cool picnic under the elms or the spreading chestnuts of history. Our blood does not stir from loss of such things as we've never experienced.
On this 96ºF sunny day, however, I ambled to the K-State Gardens and, passing under the massive canopy of its surviving and much-pampered American Elm, was instantly struck by the stark drop in temperature and stress I experienced. If it wasn't 20 degrees cooler under the tree than in the sun, then I'm a mange-ridden gopher. I understand now, acutely and intimately, what civilization lost when DED was "accidentally" introduced through the hubris of man. The K-State Gardens elm was planted in 1930, is currently 60' tall, and requires $1000 injections to prevent Dutch Elm every 2.5 years. While it seems presently healthy, I'm not encouraged for its long-term survival, knowing that administrators and politicians inevitably appropriate every possible dollar for their own pet projects and needs. In our callous daily existences, we don't often emotionally feel the tragic loss of a unique species of rainforest frog, or the potential extinction of a subspecies of rhinoceros, but you CAN come to K-State and experience with me the last years of the American Elm. Echoing and borrowing the sentiment from an excellent essay by astrophysist Dr. Adam Frank that I read this week, I would say that the Earth will survive, but the Elm may not. The Anthropocene HAS arrived and we should perhaps better start to contemplate that our time is measured, just as the elm's.
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