Dressing later to go to a movie, I splashed on a little aftershave and later, smelling it on my hand, I realized for the first time that the Brut® that I've used all my life has a strong aromatic resemblance to magnolia musk. Musky, earthy, heavy, the scent of magnolia reaches deep into my id and presumably that of others. Not stupid those aromacologists, those noses that know the attraction of certain fragrances. Males of my generation shy away from sweet flowery scents, but throw a little musky magnolia scent my way and they have a customer for life. Well, that, and that's what my father always used. Shades of Oedipus, is that heritage from a generation ago the reason for the long survival of that brand in a crowded market? Is America and civilization-as-we've-known-it safe as long as Brut® sells well at Christmas?
This French Pussy Willow 'Curly Locks' (Salix caprea) is also ready to open up and have its early way with the gardeners affections, but it, too, is late and slow to reach the climax of its bloom period. As I search my records, there was only one year in the last 10 that Magnolia stellata first bloomed this late. Most years, on March 26th it reaches peak bloom and it has bloomed as early as March 6th. Similarly, in most years, forsythia is already blooming well and this year it shows no signs of breaking dormancy. I wish I could tell you the normal initial bloom date of the Pussy Willow, but sadly, I've seldom noticed or written it down. Please do as I say and not as I do and be consistent in the plants you keep notes on annually. For me, the only consistency is the Scilla and the Star Magnolia, both because of their timing and their annual show.There are other signs of spring life on the prairie, however, and most notably the spring burns have started. I took this picture yesterday as I arrived home from errands standing on the garage pad looking west. Many times, I see these tall clouds of smoke billowing when I'm leaving work or on the east side of town and I'm calculating where these clouds lie in relation to my own house, praying that the neighbors haven't gotten out of hand. This one, however is far away, on the hills to the southwest of town, near the airport, 4 or 5 miles away as a crow would fly. Prairie fires always strike a little fear in my heart, but they provide comfort too, comfort that the world is normal and spring approaches once again.Though an old gardener, I am but a young blogger. The humor and added alliteration are free.
Sunday, March 27, 2022
Two Weeks Later....
Sunday, March 13, 2022
Vainly Searching
Sunday, March 21, 2021
Commence Operation Daylily
Why daylilies, you might be asking? Well, an old gardener, like ProfessorRoush, is also a wise gardener. The fleeting gardening whims and indiscretions of my youth are far behind me, set aside and subdued by the realities of sore hands and thighs and a hundred scars. To be a wise gardener, one becomes a simple gardener, and no plant creates beauty and requires less care on the Kansas prairie than a daylily. Plant them, watch them bloom, and each year it requires only a few seconds of the removal of dead debris and they're renewed again, a cycle of gracefulness and self-sufficiency that I can't turn down. As I age with my garden, I turn to daylilies more and more often to provide color and carefree joy in the hot Kansas sun. I'll show you this area again, later this summer, so we can enjoy the "fruits" of my labor together.
Sunday, September 6, 2020
Summer's End, Spring's Promise
Saturday, April 4, 2020
Cleaning Celebration
Next to that last grass was also my garden suckering champion, a slowly-disintegrating Purple Smoke Tree that has needed desuckering all winter. Once composed of several strong trunks, only one trunk now survives the repeated ravages of our Kansas gales, but it has been suckering ceaselessly for several years. I wrote about a mysterious cavern that opened up at its base before, but I never did find out who or what lived there and the hole has disappeared. A short visit with the loppers the other night was uneventful and this mess now looks less messy. I fear, though, for the survival of that last trunk, standing at an angle and exposed to the elements.
Spring continues to dribble in by fits and starts. My Star Magnolia was at peak bloom on Thursday evening, the previously frost-browned early blossoms obscured by the main display. As the forsythia starts to fade, other Magnolias are coming on line, pinkish "Jane" and dark purple "Ann" trying to open despite the cold. Best of all, I was able to harvest those first few spears of asparagus and Mrs. ProfessorRoush banished them fresh to the oven, pre-basted with a little olive oil, salt, and Parmesan cheese. There is nothing like fresh asparagus, straight from garden to oven, to bring those first fresh vitamins and sunshine into the house. Hopefully, no virus will ever break through our asparagus-borne health to spoil the celebration.
Saturday, March 21, 2020
Bloomin' Beginning
The most anticipated of all my early blooming shrubs, however, is the welcome arrival of the Star Magnolia bloom. Despite my earlier pleas this month, this first bloom opened 3 days ago, followed by an explosion of about 30% of the shrub's blooms the next day, immediately thereafter placed and now held in suspended animation by a cold front that swept through. This is the flower I most wait for every spring, carrying the heavy-scented musk fragrance that I could and would happily drown myself in. It may be cold outside, and these blooms near frozen, but bring them inside and they warm up and exude pure pleasure in a few minutes. Forget Old Spice and Brut, I think men would attract more feminine attention if our aftershaves smelled like Star Magnolia rather than cloves. Are you listening, Aromachologists? Let's bottle it and put some Star Magnolia aftershave on Walmart's shelves and perhaps the pandemic and quarantine won't be quite so lonely for any of us.
Saturday, March 14, 2020
Waiting Game
Sunday, March 8, 2020
Gardening Away
I highly recommend a side visit to the US Botanical Garden if you can tear yourself away from Arlington, the monuments, and the Smithsonian. Years ago, I was able through sheer luck of timing to attend a great peony lecture by Roy Klehm at the USBG, and this week, the Garden is highlighting its orchid collection (right).
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Sunday, January 12, 2020
Garden of Glass
Sunday, April 15, 2018
That's It, Nothing Else

The first photo is how I woke up from a nap this afternoon, to a closeup view of my constant pestering pooch, the lovable Bella, at my side, wondering if I'm ever going to rip the Frisbee out of her paws and throw it over the balcony again. I don't know how long she had stood like this, patiently waiting for me to open my eyes and play. But, for the four-hundredth time this weekend, I indulged her canine compulsive disorder and tried to muster enthusiasm from lethargy.

My consolation prize is that I was able to write this blog while listening to a tribute on POP TV to Sir Elton John, his greatest hits sung by famous vocalist after vocalist while he is forced to sit in the audience. I'm singing along to songs from my teens as poor Elton is held captive to his tribute, probably thinking about how the singers are mangling his songs. I'm mangling them too, the lyrics written on my soul, memories springing forth along with each verse, lifting my spirits at the end of another lousy winter day in the midst of spring.
"And I guess that's why they call it the blues, time on my hands, should be time spent with you."