Though an old gardener, I am but a young blogger. The humor and added alliteration are free.
Sunday, September 10, 2023
Dazzle Days
Sunday, August 27, 2023
Hot, Tired, and Nearly Over It
Sunday, April 9, 2023
Pack Rat Purgatory
If there is a Hell, ProfessorRoush is convinced that it is populated primarily by pack rats, and somehow I must have gone on into the afterlife, because I am living right in the midst of it, a pack rat purgatory. I know, I know, my war on these little furry demons is a recurrent theme on this blog, but this is serious, this is Armageddon with rats riding the 4 horses. You all know that I nearly lost my farm tractor to the fiends, that I've burned out a juniper and a spruce and eliminated an entire hedge of boxwoods in major tactical moves, that my 'Red Cascade' was overrun by the vermin in one skirmish, that I've created an alliance with local rat predators in a failed attempt at pack rat genocide, and that, at times, the evil hellions even attempt to invade the house and porch. Heck, I have had to cement the base of every downspout where it meets the drainage tubes because the little monsters were chewing into the plastic drains and ruining the runoff from the house!
A couple of years ago, I even allowed myself to dream that I was winning the war, but I either let my guard down recently or the malignant spirits of my garden have simply outflanked me. It all started last fall when I noticed that my wire tower of Sweet Autumn Clematis, so beautiful in its youth, was looking, pardon the pun, a little ratty (top right). It was evident that the pack rats had built a nest in it, hidden by the vining clematis and the wire, and had established a beachhead in my back yard again. I resolved initially to deal with it this spring, plotting to burn out the nest at the time of our spring burns.But I had not anticipated the damage they've caused this winter. Just look, above left, at the damage the little bas@#$ds caused to the Juddii viburnum next door. And look close, here, at the tunnel leading underneath the clematis tower, doubtless to an underground condominium filled with rat feces and urine and young vermin.At the same time, last fall and all winter, small piles of rat turds began building up each week just to the right of the front door on the porch. It was definitely an "in your face" move if ever I saw one. Mrs. ProfessorRoush and I were disgusted and angered. We tried traps and killed several, I have rat poison out everywhere, and I was spraying commercial rodent repellants in the area by the gallon. And still the turds came, deposited at night, silently and blatantly right near the welcome mat.
As the past two days and one day last weekend were nice enough to work in the garden, I've been outside, clearing and cleaning the garden, planning a nice summer with flowers and calm. Here, in a gentle scene, is the walkway leading to the front door, flanked by two 'MoonShadow' euonymus that I really adore. Isn't it lovely, even before the growth flush of spring?That euonymus on the left? Here's a closeup. Another new pack rat condominium, right under my nose and in one of my favorite evergreens! Now I know where the rats were living!Worse yet, this hole you see at the left is just to the left of the last two stairs into the house, just a few feet from the rodent bathroom area and 6 feet the other direction from the euonymus. You can't see it, but the hole leads right into the drainage tube from the downspout cemented into the stairs. They not only created a tunnel from their house to mine, they connected the tunnel to the downspout, their own Autobahn in my front garden!The last thing I did today was tear apart the rat home in my euonymus, fill the rat hole with a plug and then soil (dumping a few cubes of rat poison in first), and then I doused everything with the rodent repellent and I added a special brew of my own that has been effective in repelling deer. If they're going to pee on my house, then I believe I have the right to pee on theirs. I feel that I'll win this round, but I'm reacting defensively and likely losing the war, like the Spartans against the Persians at Thermopylae, or, more recently, Ukraine against Russia. I need to think about offense. Miniature intelligent robots, or an army of hyperaggressive terriers, something has to work, doesn't it?
I will never surrender. This is only a setback. Keep telling yourself that, ProfessorRoush.....
Sunday, April 2, 2023
Minor Miracles
Sunday, July 17, 2022
Pears Ahoy!
It's not my fault, I promise. My pyromaniac neighbors are responsible for the demise of several promising saplings. Despite protection within stone circles of bare earth, several near the boundary fence lines were regularly scorched by the annual prairie burns and simply gave up their efforts to survive. Rutting deer have killed several by scarring the trunks during antler growth. Of 4 apple trees, two were lost to fire and, although I have a love for 'Jonathan' apples in pies, the cedar rust here annually consumes my 'Jonathan', preventative spray or none. The 4th apple tree, a 'Honeycrisp', has never borne fruit and I don't know why. I've also learned that peaches of any kind are impossible here, the blooms destroyed by frosts every year, bearing any fruit at all only one year in five. And that 5th year will be the one in which I neglected to spray them for peach leaf curl and worms. Worst of all, perhaps, I completely underestimated the competition for water and nutrients from the prairie native grass, even when I kept it mowed beneath the trees. Consequently, I gave up maintenance of the orchard and any spraying routine several years ago.
Imagine my surprise, then when I mowed around the remaining trees last week and found this 19-year-old 'Bartlett' pear (Pyrus communis) was loaded with fruit, the first time ever since it was planted in 2003. I don't know why it's never had fruit, although I will admit I planted another pear in 2011 that, although it struggles, might have actually just bloomed and cross-pollinated with my 'Bartlett for the first time. Here they are, regardless, healthy and growing, and completely organic since I haven't sprayed so much as dormant oil here for years.I'm going to monitor the heck out of these until harvest now, because I do like an occasional ripe pear, although I'm sure I'm setting myself up for frustration again. If they survive the Japanese beetles which are munching nearby on the grape vines, and if the raccoons don't come in and eat them all before I realize they're ripe, and if the birds and worms don't ruin them, maybe, just maybe, I might have a tasty bite of pear this year before winter sets in. Hope springs eternally from a gardener's heart.
Sunday, July 3, 2022
1004 Mortal Moments
'Space Coast Color Scheme' |
'Marie Bugnet' |
'Amethyst Art' |
'Cardinal de Richelieu' |
Bull Thistle |
'Cosmic Struggle' late-day |
Sunday, April 17, 2022
Dabs and Dribbles
'Cole's Red' Quince |
'Betsy Ross' |
'Annabelle' |
In similar fashion, the red horsechestnut leaves remain tightly furled, the rough, prehistoric texture safe from frost and marauding deer, and my beloved red peach is mightily trying, but failing, to become a beacon of spring for the neighbors. It is covered, as you see below, in buds, but yet to glow, the cloudy skies and brisk winds battling against its nature, its reason for survival, those buds to become seeds, those seeds to be trees.
Red Peach |
Sunday, December 19, 2021
Jewels Outside & Within
And I feel joy and thankfulness also for the half-dozen Christmas cacti that adorn our south windows. I've purchased them over the years and all have been in bloom recently, each a unique color, bright red, white, pink, fuchsia, yellow, and orange represented in their delicate and fleeting beauty. The sun outside catches them in the morning, gloried like the fuchsia-touched blossom at the top of this blog, yet other jewels in my world. Some mornings, mornings like this one, I can scarcely catch my breath at the beauty of the world, so many jewels that life gives us each day.
Sunday, November 14, 2021
Sun, Clouds, and Glory
The prairie is colored this year far better than most. Always, in fall, we hear written or television media talking about expectations for fall color in various parts of the country, usually discussing the effects of moisture or warmth on sugar production, and often telling us that it isn't going to be an exceptional fall in the usual way of our depressing national media. I have a friend, a former news-junky, who recently told me she had sworn off the news because it only reports stories that keep us riled up or upset about the state of the world. So it seems and I cannot disagree. But fall in Kansas has been exceptionally colorful this year and I'm thankful for whatever natural processes or the harvest gods that influence the beauty.
Sunlight, however, helps always, and I'm thankful for the Kansas sun every day. Searing in summer, spiritual in spring, fitful in fall, and warm in winter, this morning it streams in through all the windows of the house, warming the walls and making a home of house, a warm nest for a pleasant Sunday.
Sunday, October 31, 2021
Autumn Cometh
Hi, Everyone! I apologize for the long lapse in posting, but autumn has been moving along and the world is streaming past my eyes at the speed of life.
We finally, finally received a nice rain this week, about 3.6 inches total over a long night and day of rain, so I hope the garden will go into another Kansas winter well-hydrated and ready to rest.
And I hope the garden stops the weird antics that fall sometimes brings. I've been worried about the row of lilacs to the west of the driveway pad. Several of them, primarily the older Syringa vulgaris, have leafed out some of those precious green buds after they dropped their summer leaves and a couple even bloomed, like this 'Nazecker' light blue lilac. I won't minimize the sublime joys of smelling lilacs in October, but I also don't need to constantly feel like they've sacrificed their last for me. I suppose the chance always exists that I won't be around to smell lilacs next spring, but I'm planning to be here when the snows melt and the lilacs bloom next April, the world right and everything in its own time, just as it should be.Friday, October 1, 2021
Maximum Sunflower Power
You can see here what I mean about the goldenrod. I'm not good enough at quick identification to tell you if this is Prairie Goldenrod or Canada Goldenrod or another species, but this is as yellow as it gets and the brightness fades quickly like the plants in the background here.
Between the bad press given to goldenrod, and the happy beaming face of the Maximilian Sunflower, I've got to choose the sunflower every time. And so, it seems do the bees. The only insect I've ever seen on goldenrod around here are the goldenrod soldier beetles.