
I also participated in a Faculty-Senior student softball game late in the afternoon. I probably hadn't touched a softball for almost 40 years, but I was lucky and got on base my first time at bat with an anemic hit. The next batter up hit a ground ball to shortstop and, sprinting slowly to second base, the buried instincts of my 12-year-old self assessed the situation and commanded the 51-year-old body to SLIDE. And slide, I did: not the face-first slide of a manic Pete Rose, but still an impressive feet-first slide that brought me to second base before the ball.
At that instant I had, for me, an astonishing epiphany and I learned a couple of important life lessons right there on 2nd base. First, that the instincts and training of a 12-year-old are still buried deep all these years later and that they will surface when called upon, albeit with a less supple and higher-body-fat frame to command. Second, I learned that the instincts and training of a 12-year-old do not include the likelihood of the presence of car keys in one's back pocket when a slide is attempted, having had no experience at that time with driving anything more powerful than a bicycle or lawnmower. I now have an egg-sized bruise on my gluteus maximus that hurts while I sit and type this blog. It would have been nice if some 51-year-old wisdom would have given me the foresight to move the keys to the front pocket. At least it wasn't my cell phone.