Imagine that your doorbell is ringing early on a Sunday morning when you are just trying to start the day quietly and calmly with the newspaper and a little quality time with Mrs. ProfessorRoush (okay, not the actual latter person, but somebody else close to you). And it turns out to be your persnickety
insert here (parents, brother, sister, mother-in-law, cousin etc.) arriving unannounced for their visit several weeks early. And you haven't cleaned the house or made up their room yet and the yard needs mowed and the dishes are piled in the sink and the dog left you a present on the dining room rug.
Think about all that for a while and you'll have a small inkling of how I felt yesterday when Mrs. ProfessorRoush called to tell me that my new roses had come in and asked me what I wanted her to do with them. Yipes! Like many other rose-lovers, I had jumped at the 50% off sale that
Heirloom Roses announced a week or two back and I ordered seven rose bands at that time. Yes, I knew that it was the wrong time of the year to order roses for planting in Kansas. I was counting on slow order processing in a time of increased demand, and on the promise by Heirloom that "once my order was reviewed by staff, I would receive an updated confirmation with details on the expected shipping date and the official order number." I planned to follow through on their offer to make adjustments to the shipping date, if necessary, once they informed me of the likely time of arrival.
There was, however, no followup email confirming the order, and now I've got to figure out how to keep seven baby roses alive indoors (which I'm not very good at) until the +100F heat wave breaks here in Kansas (which may take until the end of August at this rate!). Planting these greenhouse grown plants outdoors right now would be approximately equivalent to applying a blowtorch to their tender leaves. I would expect their survival time to be numbered by hours, whether I placed them in shade or in sun and regardless of watering schedule. So, indoors they are and indoors they'll stay for, at the least, several weeks while the calendar moves closer to the Autumn Solstice. An incredibly sunny window, an old aquarium, and, I'm certain, some chemical fungal preventatives will be required. On the plus side, these are incredibly vigorous and healthy looking plantlets, perhaps the best that I've ever received by mailorder from any nursery. Even with that, I'll be lucky if the seven innocent little green creatures aren't seven brown sticks before I get them outdoors.
The names of my new roses, for the interested, are 'Amiga Mia', 'AppleJack', 'Chorale', 'Gentle Persuasion', 'Fruhlingsmorgen', 'Scabrosa', and 'Souv du President Lincoln'. Yes, I'm still on a Griffith Buck rose kick. Thank God I showed some uncharacteristic restraint and narrowed my initial list down from 25 roses or so to just these seven infants. Mrs. ProfessorRoush would have been quite unhappy if her entire kitchen cabinet space had been converted into a nursery once again.