We've all seen them. The bulging eyes moving frantically from side to side seeking an exit. Antic feet sliding sideways in a fruitless attempt to escape. The dazed expressions that signify aural and mental overload. Saliva pooling and drool overflowing as the higher cognitive functions are beaten down and dulled. All of these and more the signs of a normal person trapped in a zealot's snare, unable to fly to freedom against the onrushing tide of words and enthusiasm.
Such was the lot of a few poor souls this week when I gave a Tuesday Talk at the K-State Rose Garden sponsored by The Friends of the KSU Gardens. I'd been tapped several months ago to talk about the Garden and rose history in general during a walk around the rose garden and my anticipation had built up to the boiling point, but at last the scheduled time had arrived. A half-hour came and went in an instant as I poured forth a partially coherent stream of information about rose classes and the AARS and the Gamble Fragrance Award and rose breeders and anti-Knock-Out-ism. No one actually ran from the venue, and no children were permanently scarred by the lecture, but I'm concerned that several attendees will require some recovery time before they can again look at a rose as a simple lovely flower.
Zealots and fanatics can both be defined as being "marked by excessive enthusiasm and often intense uncritical devotion". Synonyms for the words include "rabid", "bigoted," "phrenetic," and "mad." Winston Churchill is quoted as saying "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." All right, I hear all that, but I still don't understand why zealotry is seen as a bad thing.
I put to you that little progress would be made in the World without a zealot or three or four challenging The Man. Yes, the world might be a calmer place and there might be fewer wars, but without a little irrational enthusiasm, little gardening would be done. Who among us would garden if we didn't conveniently forget annually that every year the quail would come to eat the corn before it sprouted, that a late frost would nip the first tomatoes we put out, and that a drought in August will always cause us to carry water daily for the pumpkins? And if some fanatic doesn't pick up the torch of rose snobbery and defend the Old Garden Roses, who among us will stand to speak out against scentless and bland 'Knock Out'?
Somewhere out there, I hope I planted a seed at the lecture. A seed that will grow and cause someone to shun the Big Box Stores and their 'Knock Out's in favor of a real rose. Perhaps an English/Austin hybrid, or a mail-order Gallica, or a hard-won Griffith Buck-bred 'EarthSong' or an EarthKind-recognized rose? A rose worthy of the name rather than just another colored flowering shrub. Such incremental changes are the lifeblood of a zealot and I'm proud to be so labeled if I can cause yet another 'Knock Out' to dry up on the shelf, unpurchased. And, somewhere along the way, provide a little aid and comfort to the Friends of the KSU Gardens.
(Author's note; The picture above is of the "Rose" statue in front of the KSU Rose Garden, surrounded, ironically in light of this blog entry, by 'Livin Easy' roses).
Though an old gardener, I am but a young blogger. The humor and added alliteration are free.
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Ha! Caught'em!
Finally, my game camera has captured its first infrared photos of unauthorized nocturnal garden visitors (as opposed to the 300-odd candid pictures of ProfessorRoush puttering in his own garden). It has gone over a month without catching of a single critter since I placed it into the garden, so I was thinking about abandoning all hope or at least preparing to move it yet again, but suddenly there they were.
Thankfully, I have not documented evidence of the existence of Bigfoot in my garden, but I have captured two separate creatures on two separate nights. One of them, wandering out of the garden after a presumed late night snack at 3:05 a.m. on 5/22/12, is obviously a deer, or more accurately, a doe. This same doe was likely also the cause of a hollyhock eaten back to nubbins sometime on 5/18/12, but that is the only deer-like damage I have detected recently. With the continuation of last-year's lack of rain here, you can forget about footprints as collaborative evidence of garden raiding parties.
Okay, I've got a deer, but what is this other thing, which visited on 5/14/12 at 10:17 p.m.? Much lower to the ground (I'd estimate it at about 1 feet tall and maybe 2 feet long), and with erect ears visible in two pictures? I'd think coyote, but the hindquarters seem too plump and low-slung. That is the butt of a pig, not a coyote and the coyote would carry its head higher. Raccoon? I can't see the tail that I'd expect there and it probably wouldn't have the ears. Bobcat? That would be an incredible find, and, again, the hindquarters look wrong. Rabbit? It would be a big one and where is the fluffy tail? A previously undescribed prairie mammal or an alien creature from another world? That would indeed "be wondrous strange!" To mangle and turn Hamlet's statement into a question, are there really "more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in our philosophy?" In this case, I sincerely doubt it.
On the bright side, I now know three sure things that I didn't know yesterday. First, I've got a deer that returns repeatedly to the green larder of my garden. Second, there is another something prowling around at night that probably isn't there just to sample the greenery. Third, both of these creatures are lazy and bold since they are taking the mown paths from my garden down into the prairie rather than coming and going through the taller, denser grass.
Maybe I'd better rescind their invitations and quit mowing the paths?.
Thankfully, I have not documented evidence of the existence of Bigfoot in my garden, but I have captured two separate creatures on two separate nights. One of them, wandering out of the garden after a presumed late night snack at 3:05 a.m. on 5/22/12, is obviously a deer, or more accurately, a doe. This same doe was likely also the cause of a hollyhock eaten back to nubbins sometime on 5/18/12, but that is the only deer-like damage I have detected recently. With the continuation of last-year's lack of rain here, you can forget about footprints as collaborative evidence of garden raiding parties.
Okay, I've got a deer, but what is this other thing, which visited on 5/14/12 at 10:17 p.m.? Much lower to the ground (I'd estimate it at about 1 feet tall and maybe 2 feet long), and with erect ears visible in two pictures? I'd think coyote, but the hindquarters seem too plump and low-slung. That is the butt of a pig, not a coyote and the coyote would carry its head higher. Raccoon? I can't see the tail that I'd expect there and it probably wouldn't have the ears. Bobcat? That would be an incredible find, and, again, the hindquarters look wrong. Rabbit? It would be a big one and where is the fluffy tail? A previously undescribed prairie mammal or an alien creature from another world? That would indeed "be wondrous strange!" To mangle and turn Hamlet's statement into a question, are there really "more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in our philosophy?" In this case, I sincerely doubt it.
On the bright side, I now know three sure things that I didn't know yesterday. First, I've got a deer that returns repeatedly to the green larder of my garden. Second, there is another something prowling around at night that probably isn't there just to sample the greenery. Third, both of these creatures are lazy and bold since they are taking the mown paths from my garden down into the prairie rather than coming and going through the taller, denser grass.
Maybe I'd better rescind their invitations and quit mowing the paths?.
Friday, May 25, 2012
Red Moss
'Red Moss' |
'Red Moss' or 'Henri Martin' |
Moss roses, for the uninitiated, have mossy-looking growths on the sepals of the buds and calyx. These are actually a glandular mutation of the prickles and oil glands, and the moss, when brushed, adds a balsam or piny scent to the rose fragrance. All moss roses have two sepals with moss, then one without, one with, and the last of five without. True moss roses are believed to be descendents of a sport of a centifolia rose and first appeared around 1700. They were bred sporadically by rosarians through the 1800's and into the current century, with several fascinating and more recent introductions by the late Ralph Moore.
I grow three moss roses, 'Red Moss', Chateau de Napoleon, and 'Old Pink Moss', the latter likely being the original centrifolia sport. All are bone hardy in the Kansas climate and survive drought and wind without failing. Blackspot is nonexistent on the old moss roses, however the 'Old Pink Moss' in the K-State University garden, placed in a fairly stagnant area in terms of air flow, is prone to a little mildew now and then. If I have a complaint about 'Red Moss', it would be that the bush is sparse, with overly flexible canes and no real mass of foliage. The flowers, however, make up for that failing as does the complete lack of need for additional care while the season progresses. I should also point out to the unsuspecting that the color or 'Henri Martin' resembles the Redoute engraving or a "red" Gallica, really a rose-red rather than the bright red displayed by many internet pictures of it.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Hunter Hype
There lies a rose within my chest
A rose, crimson red and beating
In summer's heat it knows no rest
Steadfast 'Hunter', never fleeting.
I grow it, yet it stabs my hand
with prickles, fearsome sharp and many
Rugose the leaves, of health and grand
A simple rose, yet good as any
'Hunter' |
The sparkling rose referred to in this miserable rhyme, of course, is the 1961 introduction by Mattock in the United Kingdom. 'Hunter' (sometimes called 'The Hunter') is a cross of the tetraploid orange-red floribunda 'Independence', and the light pink diploid cross of R. arvensis and R. rugosa known as R. paulii, or simply just as 'Paulii'. 'Hunter' boasts double-petalled bright red flowers of long-lasting color, fading at last to a deeper red-purple before falling from the bush. He stands in the middle of my front house bed, about 4 foot tall, and in a rare winter has had a little bit of cane dieback, but the gorgeous red flower is worth taking that chance. I fell in love with the idea of this rose after being introduced to it by Suzy Verrier in her 1999 text Rosa Rugosa.
Published and posted information varies widely on this rose and I'll add in my personal observations. First and foremost, let me state that I've had this rose almost a decade and it took until this year to convince me that it really was capable of an exceptional display. Some sources state that it lacks vigor, and for me it indeed struggled for several years, surrounded by Monarda and other perennials, and it seems to have suddenly decided to just grow over them and live in the sunshine. Since then, the past three or four years, it has added bulk and thick canes, spreading out without growing taller. Some references say the rose is prone to blackspot, and while I do see some yellowing and loss of the lower foliage regularly, I haven't seen the typical fungal appearance and I don't spray my 'Hunter'. The fragrance is listed from "mild" to "strong," but I would agree with a "mild" rating. Bloom repeat is sporadic throughout the summer, with three to four flushes over the season that never reach the bounty of the original flush.
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