In homage to my daughter's love of The Shining, and for Danny Lloyd's great child acting in the movie of the same name, you should read the title of this entry backwards to find the true meaning....
I had a sad start to this gardening year as I assessed the damages done by our recent cold dry Winter and still dry Spring, but I still had to face the worst moments of the season last week during my garden spring cleanup. This Spring will hereafter live in my memory as "The Year of the Springtime Rose Massacre." I set forth a couple of weeks ago with sharpened secateurs, honed trimmers and spade, intent on ridding my garden of any visible signs of Rose Rosette disease. 'Amiga Mia', 'Aunt Honey', 'Frau Karl Druschki', and 'Benjamin Britten' were ruthlessly ripped at young ages from my Kansas soil. Shovel-pruned alongside them were 'Altissimo', 'Gene Boerner', 'Grootendorst Supreme', 'Calico Gal', 'Golden Princess', and 'Butterfly Magic'. I was particularly sorry to sacrifice my favorite siblings 'Mme Isaac Pereire' and 'Mme Ernest Calvat', and I will miss their intense perfumes and come-hither blossoms this summer. A once-blooming climber from a previous rose rustling episode was yet another casualty, forever destined to be an unnamed memory. With malice in mind, I also took advantage of the wholesale slaughter to rub out 'Sally Holmes'. "Sally Homely", as I refer to her, was only showing questionable signs of Rosette disease, but I pruned her on principle, a token offering to the God of Healthy Roses.
Only 'Folksinger' remains as a possible Rosette Typhoid Mary in my garden, on life support since I know she was previously infected, but in her defense she has shown no further signs since a low cane-pruning early last year, and her new growth all looks healthy at this time. Of note, 'Golden Princess' was the second I have lost to unmistakable signs of Rose Rosette. Out of 200+ individual roses, is that a coincidence, or is this cultivar unusually susceptible to Rose Rosette? And stalwart survivors 'Purple Pavement' and 'Blanc Double de Coubert' died back to their roots this year. Did these tough old Rugosas succumb only to the cold and drought of winter, or are they also silent casualties of Rosette infection? Both appear right now to be growing back from their roots, but I've never seen the slightest winter kill before on either rose here in Kansas.
Today, I aim to continue the rose carnage, but this time I'm facing a different foe. My beloved 'Red Cascade' was a victim of a pack rat blitzkreig this winter and I'm going to destroy their nest and free him from bondage, You can see the mulch-formed mass of the nest in the center of the picture at the left, surrounded by all the dead and sick 'Red Cascade' canes. I'm sure my counterattack will involve a great loss of innocent young rose canes, but I will not rest until the fascist pack rats have been pushed back to their prairie homeland.
Though an old gardener, I am but a young blogger. The humor and added alliteration are free.
Sunday, April 19, 2015
Sunday, April 12, 2015
Gifts of Spring
Spring has arrived, according to both the calendar and the plants here at GardenMusingsLand, but the gardener is only reluctantly going along with the flow. I just can't seem to get into the season while the absence of rain keeps the green world subdued and the dust rises every place I touch the earth. On a positive note, I'm about 75% through all my Spring chores, including trimming back most of the roses. The roses were hit hard this year between the continuing drought and the early cold November and the Rose Rosette casualties. I'll post more detail on the latter subject at a later date.
You can see, however, from the picture above, taken yesterday, that my garden has decided to move on without me. While the winter was tough on the roses, the lilacs seem to be having a glorious year. 'Annabelle', at the lower left of this photo, is spectacular in bloom next to the beloved redbud of Mrs. ProfessorRoush and the full-bloom of the 'North Star' cherry tree in the right foreground. If you stand in front of my garage doors right now, the fragrance from the 7 lilacs behind 'Annabelle' is almost overwhelming. I don't even mind the stupid compost tumbler photobombing the picture.
Spring, and the kindness of strangers, has provided other gifts to my garden. The bulbs at the right are 'Kaveri', a new OA (Oriental Asiatic' lilium hybrid from breeder Ko Klaver and Longfield Gardens. They were provided to me just yesterday for evaluation from the Garden Media Group and I planted them shortly after arrival. OA hybrids are supposed to combine the high bud count and early bloom time of the Asiatics with the fragrance and size of an Oriental. I'll let you know how they grew here in the summer once they have bloomed.
Similarly, now that the ground has thawed and I am planting again, I finally had the chance to try out these "Honey Badger" gloves sent to me last Fall. They're a clever idea, but in full disclosure they need much finer and softer soil than I can find in this area. I found them much less useful than a stout trowel in my hard clay soil, particularly where the flint chips are mixed in. Kids, however, would absolutely love them for digging, so if you've got grandchildren or neighbor children "helping out" in your garden, they are great for a memory. The clacking sound you can make with the claws is a bit entertaining as well, but old gardeners need no help to futher their eccentric persona.
You can see, however, from the picture above, taken yesterday, that my garden has decided to move on without me. While the winter was tough on the roses, the lilacs seem to be having a glorious year. 'Annabelle', at the lower left of this photo, is spectacular in bloom next to the beloved redbud of Mrs. ProfessorRoush and the full-bloom of the 'North Star' cherry tree in the right foreground. If you stand in front of my garage doors right now, the fragrance from the 7 lilacs behind 'Annabelle' is almost overwhelming. I don't even mind the stupid compost tumbler photobombing the picture.
Spring, and the kindness of strangers, has provided other gifts to my garden. The bulbs at the right are 'Kaveri', a new OA (Oriental Asiatic' lilium hybrid from breeder Ko Klaver and Longfield Gardens. They were provided to me just yesterday for evaluation from the Garden Media Group and I planted them shortly after arrival. OA hybrids are supposed to combine the high bud count and early bloom time of the Asiatics with the fragrance and size of an Oriental. I'll let you know how they grew here in the summer once they have bloomed.
Similarly, now that the ground has thawed and I am planting again, I finally had the chance to try out these "Honey Badger" gloves sent to me last Fall. They're a clever idea, but in full disclosure they need much finer and softer soil than I can find in this area. I found them much less useful than a stout trowel in my hard clay soil, particularly where the flint chips are mixed in. Kids, however, would absolutely love them for digging, so if you've got grandchildren or neighbor children "helping out" in your garden, they are great for a memory. The clacking sound you can make with the claws is a bit entertaining as well, but old gardeners need no help to futher their eccentric persona.
Saturday, March 14, 2015
Sheaves of Miscanthus
♫Bringing in the Sheaves, ♪Bringing in the Sheaves, ♪ProfessorRoush Rejoicing Bringing in the Sheaves.♫
This was a glorious golden day here in northeastern Kansas. Gentle sun, mild wind, A mid-day high of 66ºF. Perfect for a work-starved gardener who was aching to get his hands into the dirt again. It was one of the spectacular dozen days we get here every year, the majority in early Spring, with two or three left for September. That's right, twelve perfect days a year is all I can count on here and one is already gone. Actually, at least three are gone because there were two great days this week that I missed entirely while I perfected my indoor fluorescent tan at work.
I was almost sidetracked today by an early morning veterinary emergency, but I was home by 11:30 a.m. and in the garden by noon. My first move was to uncover my formerly beautiful strawberry patch, praying that green budding strawberry plants would lay beneath the straw and deer droppings. And there they were, rumpled and a bit put out from missing several good days of sunshine, but seemingly game to get going. Since the ground was dry clay powder to the depth of 2-3 inches, I watered them, and surrounded the unsheathed shade house by a stretch of snow fence in an effort to keep the deer from sampling the new foliage. My strawberry dream is still intact, still safe despite the very real potential of late snows, marauding creatures, drowning rains, drought, and perhaps a plague of locusts.
You can see from the picture above that I also cut back the majority of my ornamental grasses, shortening the average height of my garden by half in a single afternoon. Tying each bunch into a sheave before cutting it off is a little trick I learned several years ago to help me keep the garden tidy (or, more truthfully, to keep Mrs. ProfessorRoush from complaining about my habit of strewing grass stems all over the garden). As an added bonus, seeing all those sheaves of grass standing and waiting to be cut touches an ancient spot buried deep in my psyche, connecting me to those first agriculturists who decided that grain might be a little tough to chew, but it was surely better than being trampled by a Mastodon. Indeed, Mastodons may be gone from Kansas, but the grasses and strawberries and I struggle on, rejoicing in each perfect golden day that we can..
This was a glorious golden day here in northeastern Kansas. Gentle sun, mild wind, A mid-day high of 66ºF. Perfect for a work-starved gardener who was aching to get his hands into the dirt again. It was one of the spectacular dozen days we get here every year, the majority in early Spring, with two or three left for September. That's right, twelve perfect days a year is all I can count on here and one is already gone. Actually, at least three are gone because there were two great days this week that I missed entirely while I perfected my indoor fluorescent tan at work.
I was almost sidetracked today by an early morning veterinary emergency, but I was home by 11:30 a.m. and in the garden by noon. My first move was to uncover my formerly beautiful strawberry patch, praying that green budding strawberry plants would lay beneath the straw and deer droppings. And there they were, rumpled and a bit put out from missing several good days of sunshine, but seemingly game to get going. Since the ground was dry clay powder to the depth of 2-3 inches, I watered them, and surrounded the unsheathed shade house by a stretch of snow fence in an effort to keep the deer from sampling the new foliage. My strawberry dream is still intact, still safe despite the very real potential of late snows, marauding creatures, drowning rains, drought, and perhaps a plague of locusts.
You can see from the picture above that I also cut back the majority of my ornamental grasses, shortening the average height of my garden by half in a single afternoon. Tying each bunch into a sheave before cutting it off is a little trick I learned several years ago to help me keep the garden tidy (or, more truthfully, to keep Mrs. ProfessorRoush from complaining about my habit of strewing grass stems all over the garden). As an added bonus, seeing all those sheaves of grass standing and waiting to be cut touches an ancient spot buried deep in my psyche, connecting me to those first agriculturists who decided that grain might be a little tough to chew, but it was surely better than being trampled by a Mastodon. Indeed, Mastodons may be gone from Kansas, but the grasses and strawberries and I struggle on, rejoicing in each perfect golden day that we can..
Sunday, March 8, 2015
Begging On My Knees
Even the strongest relationships have to dig through rocky ground from time to time, and the bond between my garden and I has been similarly strained to the breaking point. I admit that I have neglected her over the winter, lavishing my attentions on other interests, and, in turn, she has given me only cold and brief bitter love for the past few months. She, too, has turned to others, allowing deer to roam over her surface at will, letting pack rats and rabbits nibble her most delicate stems, while showing me only unmade beds and unkept tresses. Here, in early March, I've experienced weeks of cold beds and stony silence and we are, understandably, no longer on good speaking terms.
Yesterday, I sensed a slight thaw to the distance between us, and I took advantage of the first warm Saturday in eons to shower my darling with attention and patch up our difficulties. Although my enthusiasm was low, I put on a brave face and began cleaning up the front landscape, removing the blemishes of winter, kneeling at the feet of the Goddess Gaia and freshening her couture. Out went the flattened peonies, the rattling Babtista seed pods, and the hollow stalks of long deceased lilies. I wrestled with dead thorns and desiccated clematis, shaped willow and arborvitae, and trimmed iris to flattering fans.
Yet still, beneath the warm mulch, her ground is frozen and hard. There is little life there, little stirring in her heart. Oh, a few infant sedums are hiding deep in the mulch and the snow crocus pictured here are trying to lure me back, but Spring is far away and the daffodils have just broken ground and the peonies are absent and tardy. Other years, I would have been planting seed by now, planning for the ripeness of early June. This year my garden is making me earn back her love, making me beg for forgiveness, demanding penance for my neglect.
I had a quiet conversation yesterday with my young, 'Emperor 1' Japanese Maple. I scratched his bark to its green core and assured myself of his survival, and we agreed between us that the love of a Garden is often fickle and fraught with communication issues and wandering attentions. Consoled with the companionship of another lucky winter survivor, I put my tools back away, biding my time while her affections thaw, another patient suitor who hopes that time and attention will heal the bonds of love.
Yesterday, I sensed a slight thaw to the distance between us, and I took advantage of the first warm Saturday in eons to shower my darling with attention and patch up our difficulties. Although my enthusiasm was low, I put on a brave face and began cleaning up the front landscape, removing the blemishes of winter, kneeling at the feet of the Goddess Gaia and freshening her couture. Out went the flattened peonies, the rattling Babtista seed pods, and the hollow stalks of long deceased lilies. I wrestled with dead thorns and desiccated clematis, shaped willow and arborvitae, and trimmed iris to flattering fans.
Yet still, beneath the warm mulch, her ground is frozen and hard. There is little life there, little stirring in her heart. Oh, a few infant sedums are hiding deep in the mulch and the snow crocus pictured here are trying to lure me back, but Spring is far away and the daffodils have just broken ground and the peonies are absent and tardy. Other years, I would have been planting seed by now, planning for the ripeness of early June. This year my garden is making me earn back her love, making me beg for forgiveness, demanding penance for my neglect.
I had a quiet conversation yesterday with my young, 'Emperor 1' Japanese Maple. I scratched his bark to its green core and assured myself of his survival, and we agreed between us that the love of a Garden is often fickle and fraught with communication issues and wandering attentions. Consoled with the companionship of another lucky winter survivor, I put my tools back away, biding my time while her affections thaw, another patient suitor who hopes that time and attention will heal the bonds of love.
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