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Sunday, April 4, 2021
And....I'm Caught Up.
Sunday, March 21, 2021
Commence Operation Daylily
Why daylilies, you might be asking? Well, an old gardener, like ProfessorRoush, is also a wise gardener. The fleeting gardening whims and indiscretions of my youth are far behind me, set aside and subdued by the realities of sore hands and thighs and a hundred scars. To be a wise gardener, one becomes a simple gardener, and no plant creates beauty and requires less care on the Kansas prairie than a daylily. Plant them, watch them bloom, and each year it requires only a few seconds of the removal of dead debris and they're renewed again, a cycle of gracefulness and self-sufficiency that I can't turn down. As I age with my garden, I turn to daylilies more and more often to provide color and carefree joy in the hot Kansas sun. I'll show you this area again, later this summer, so we can enjoy the "fruits" of my labor together.
Friday, March 12, 2021
I'll Take It!
Three short weeks ago, it was -17ºF one morning, the ground rock hard and unnurturing, the air as dry and crisp as a potato chip. Two Saturdays past, I got outside for the first time this year, spread a little straw down where the mulch was thin, trimmed a couple of fruit trees, and prayed for warm weather. Last Saturday, I officially kicked off the gardening year, weeks behind, clearing two beds, spreading more straw, and protecting the just-growing ornamental onions from ungulate nocturnal predators. But still, Spring I felt, was but a distant dream.
This week, however, the temperatures rose rapidly into the 70's for several days, the daffodils shot up from nothing, and lilac and forsythia buds swelled. With colder weather forecast tomorrow, I didn't expect to see anything actually BLOOM, but there was my garden, faithfully feasting on the sun's rays and defiantly leading the way to a new season. Not to be outdone by their taller, brasher daffodil friends, the sky-blue scilla, left here, and crocus, below at right, were also blooming near the path, leading me to happiness with every step.The next four days are colder and rainy, but I don't care. That thawing ground out there is bone dry and could use a week of rain. I'm renewed now, confident that somewhere, just around the corner and another week away, Spring waits for me. I'll meet you there soon, my friend, loppers and Hori-Hori in hand, heck-bent to feel the damp earth in my hands and the sunshine on my face.Monday, February 15, 2021
Who's Tired of This Crap?
I'm not near done because, with classes cancelled tomorrow, I can use it as an excuse to pick up groceries and supper and come home still early enough to see the sun cause a snow rainbow at 5:06 p,m. I took this picture from the window of my Jeep just before I turned onto our road. How rare to see a partial rainbow here in the dying light of a snow day; rarer still on a snow day where there was no snow predicted at all. With all our science, with all our computers, we still can't predict snow 12 hours ahead.
I'm not near done with this crappy weather because exactly an hour later, at 6:06 p.m., my neighbor called me on the phone to make sure I looked at the sunset, a sunset with a magnificent pillar of fire leaping from the sun to the sky. I hung up on him so I could snap this picture on my iPhone camera. So that, gracious be God, I could capture the heavens and earth in golden embrace as the clouds turned pink in embarrassed glory. I'll trade a so-so day of 20ºF temperatures for another subzero morning if I have any chance at another picture like these.And I'm not near done because I want, frankly, all the global warming fanatics to reap the whirlwind. I've heard it up to my ears with global warming causing unstable weather patterns and cold days instead of hot ones, and I'm flabbergasted every time I hear that we've only got 20, 10, 5 years left before global warming climate change caused by industrial pollution cow flatulence ruins the planet. Guess what; the Arctic still has an ice cap and Polar Bears are not yet extinct. I haven't yet had the July Kansas sun cause blisters on my arms, but I'm pretty sure if I stuck my hand out the door for 10 minutes right now, I'd be pecking at the keyboard tomorrow with fists instead of fingers. Tell you what, how about an experiment? Let's all take off our clothes this May and live outside in the back yard for a year and see whether we die of heat or hypothermia first?
Ewwww...strike that thought. That mental image is not a pretty Kansas picture like the ones above. How about we all just live and let live, turn down our thermostats and our emotions right now to save respectively a little energy for our neighbors and a little angst for ourselves, and just calm down and enjoy the sunset for awhile?